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I was one of only a few hundred thousand people who bothered to turn out for the worst-grossing film of 2004.

Despite having Owen Wilson and Morgan Freeman in a heist story written by Elmore Leonard and set in sunny Hawaii, "The Big Bounce" earned only $5.9 million.

Assuming an average ticket price of $8.50, that's just 694,117 tickets.

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