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I've been reading The Canterbury Tales online.Apparently a writer named Ronald Ecker got a degree in English in the early 60s, and at some point in his life created a translation which "has been a widely adopted text in college and university literature courses" (says his web page).
And according to The Knight's Tale, I'm a minister-general.
That minister general, Destiny,
Who executes all that must come to be
(The providence foreseen by God on high),
Is so strong that although the world deny
A thing shall be, by vow, by "yea" or "nay,"
It still will come to pass upon its day,
Though not again till pass a thousand years;
Each appetite that in this world appears,
Be it for war or peace or hate or love,
Is governed by this providence above.
So three years ago I blogged about how naked breasts became a crucial plot point in an episode of LAX.Today I discovered it's placed my blog on the first page of results if you search Google Images for the phrase:
how do you get a girl to show her breasts at you
UPDATE: Now I'm also on the second page of results for the phrase:bare wife
Today I learned that my blog is also one of Google's 20 matches for the phrase:Ms. Marvel's boobsPresumably, because of this post.
UPDATE: I'm also getting referrals from Google Images' second page of results for the phrase: And an FCC complaint about breasts on NBC brought a referral for the phrase:boobs drawings
42 d breasts
I was surprised when someone found my blog by searching for the words:knocked up Knotts Berry Farm special features clip
Google's excerpt?Here's Google's satellite photos of Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm, and Universal Studios. ..... Er, so then how does she get knocked up in the last reel? ...
I was talking about Sandra Dee in "A Summer Place." But earlier on my blog, I'd mentioned Google Maps' photos of amusement parks -- and the strange search brought the two excerpts together.In Judd Apatow's movie Knocked Up, there's a scene at Knott's Berry Farm that was included on the DVD as a "special features" clip. Presumably, that's what the search was really looking for.
Yes, I'm Googenheiming again...
Because of this post, I'm now one of Google's top matches for the phrase:"doo doo doo doo doo"
"The wish to acquire is in truth very natural and common,
and men always do so when they can,
and for this they will be praised not blamed;
But when they cannot do so,
yet wish to do so by any means,
then there is folly and blame."— Machiavelli, 1513
It's the Scorpions' "Rock You Like a Hurricane," performed with the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra. My local radio station decided to play the special 2000 version of the original song (first recorded 24 years ago).Rolling Stone was never impressed, also citing "this annoying trend of otherwise credible rockers pretending Eighties metal was cool."
Dave Grohl thinks it's cool to don a Dio tee and Sugar Ray giggle through a cover of "Breaking the Law" and it's all a laugh riot, but what these clowning hipsters don't seem to realize is that they've unearthed acts we rightfully buried a decade ago.
And what about metal acts that re-record their songs with orchestras?
"I hope I'm dead by the time Limp Bizkit try this."
In the 1965 movie The Cincinnati Kid,Steve McQueen plays a hand of poker against E. G. Marshall. What were the odds on their final hand?
300 billion to one, says Wikipedia.
"O Hai! Yur bank haz sold me yur morgage, but I losts the paperwerk. Plz send moniez. Kthxbye."
That's basically what happened to Joe Lentis, who apparently hasn't made a mortage payment since 2002. (Take that, subprime lenders!)
That quote is from an interesting discussion in the comments. Is there a moral obligation to a corporation?
I'm the Blue Beetle. I'm sixteen, live with my parents, and have homicidal alien technology welded to my spine.After months of investigaton, I found that same alien race is behind a century-long conspiracy to destroy earth and enslave humanity.
Yaaaaaay me.
See, this is why I love comic books...
Quentin Tarantino wants to film a re-make of Russ Meyer's classic exploitation film, Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill...And Lindsay Lohan wants to re-make Ann-Margret's "Kitten with a Whip"!
Great moments in internet history.On November 25, 1996, one Usenet poet successfully discovers five rhymes for the word "orange."
Anorexics love an orange
Binge and binge and then some more binge.Dramatists defile the orange,
like that hack and worthless whore Inge.When he's pelted with an orange
My friend Mike sounds like a door hinge.In a bustier that's orange
Cher could make a monk's cold core singe"Straight," they say, and eat an orange?
Fabio could make Al Gore twinge!
A delightfully true passage from Jessica Cutler's novel, The Washingtonienne."I'm quitting my blog," April announced over dessert. "I think it's making me do crazy things just so I can write about them, like cheating on Tom."I knew exactly what she meant.
"Every time I do something, I think to myself, Is this blog-worthy? It's a sickness."
Today's fun fact?I am now Google's #4 match for the phrase Old, bad movies.
Jesus. I can't believe you read all the way down to here. Just for that, I'm pointing you to a secret movie review page (that wasn't actually linked from here before). Enjoy!
